Science Fair!

I am a BIG fan of science, somewhat of a science groupie if you will.  To point, many of my tattoos are science related.  I have Ockham’s Razor, Darwin’s Finches and one of Galileo’s sketches of the moon.  I lack the training and/or mental horsepower to endeavor to do any real science myself, but I love learning about what others have done and discovered.  So, it was with great excitement that I got to attend my daughter’s first science fair last night.

The auditorium was filled with table after table of earnest third grade experiments.  I saw many volcanoes, electrical circuits and pop corn taste tests (how come I never thought of that??).

Here are some highlights from my trip to the science fair. I’m not sure exactly what this one was demonstrating…

But it made me giggle.  If I had a nickel for every time I’ve ever made a gas.

This kid came to the conclusion, after all of his hard work, that venus fly traps are lazy!

I’m not sure about the methodology of this experiment, but the results were pretty hilarious.

They played music for five different plants to see how they would respond to different musical genres, including: pop, rock, rap and country (one plant was the control and didn’t listen to anything).  The plants listened to everything from Hannah Montana to Bruce Springsteen.

What the girls concluded is what we’ve all always known, no one can stand The Dixie Chicks!

But the best project I saw in the whole fair was the one which set out to determine which laundry detergent works the best on stains (Oxi Clean, duh!).  Okay, so it was my daughter’s project.

Scientists are supposed to be impartial, dad’s don’t have to be!

Arlo

GOST


Die Antwoord! The Answer!

I was just alerted to something on Twitter (thanks @nickysavage and @fakerich) that was SO amazing I just feel like I have to share it here.

The original link was to a video by a band from South Africa called “Die Antwoord.”  The video was for the song, “Zef Side.”

I was so blown away by the first video that I immediately went into a googling frenzy which turned up all kinds of gems, like the video for “Ninja.”


The whole Die Antwoord operation and aesthetic is just so tight!  The frontman, “Ninja,” has all of these incredible home-made tattoos that look self-inflicted.  He has one on his chest that says, “How can a angel break my heart?” and another on his arm of Casper hoisting a giant penis beneath the words, “Evil Boy.”


In the video for Ninja the band performs in a white room that is completely covered with art that appears to be done by the same artist that designed frontman Ninja’s tattoos (presumably all of the art is done by Ninja himself).  All of the performers wore white suits that were painted in the same style as the walls giving the whole installation a kind of Keith Haring vibe, which I loved.

Ninja’s rhyming partner is a little pixie of a performer with a shocking blonde mullet who goes by the name “Yo-Landi Visser.”  It doesn’t hurt the band’s marketability or watchability at all that Yo-Landi Visser is so easy on the eyes and always in such a state of undress.

Randomly insert into all of this a hip-hop dwarf who appears to be suffering from Progeria and you have got the recipe for a phenomenon that is ready to blow-up across the interweb overnight.

You may not have seen it here first, but you are definitely about to see it everywhere!

Now if we could just talk Michael into booking Die Antwoord at Detroit Bar.

dieantwoord.com

Arlo

GOST

Nuthin’ But an 80s vs. 90s Thang!

Another installment in the fakeRICH event series “80s vs. 90s” is going down tonight.  Following is the copy from the press release that I received from fakeRICH promoting tonight’s event:

In the past we have had headliners such as BIZ MARKIE, AND FATLIP cruise through our 80’s vs. 90’s nights and tonight we have a very special “G” lined up to come out. I can’t officially announce who it is but if you don’t show up you might get “Regulated”. Ok ok, I’ve officially said too much. I hope to see you all there!

It all goes down tonight at Detroit Bar in Costa Mesa, CA
9pm-2am 21+ / $5 cover all night.
843 W. 19th street
Costa Mesa CA 92627

Hmm… could it really be??

Guess you’ll have to go tonight and find out!

Arlo

GOST

Just Another Day in Santa Ana! Without Pants!


Driver Spots Man Without Pants on his Roof!

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GOST Loves The Heist!

We took a GOSTBRAND field trip out to Azusa to visit Hyphy Crunk at The Heist headquarters (aka Factory XIX) and to discuss the details of a GOST take-over at The Heist.

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The Heist! GOST Giveaways!

The Heist is TONIGHT! And they are going to be giving away goodie bags including product from GOST!  Come out and support Hyphy Crunk, Neutron, The Spys, Volterra, DJ Score and all The Heist family.

The Heist

Club Tatou

Downtown LA

333 S. Boylston St.

90017

Arlo

GOST

Dirtier Money! Tonight!

Rockberry definitely knows what time it is in this amazing photo “portrait” created by Michael (fakeRICH.com).

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Weather Event!

We don’t get much in the way of weather around here in “sunny” Southern California, so rain (especially heavy rain) qualifies as a pretty significant weather event.

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Franky vs. Which Wich!


Yuki, Tiffany, Phil and “Pretty Boy” Paul all joined us for lunch today.

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Words with Friends!

I was turned on to two super rad things this week.  The first was “Words with Friends” which is an app for the iPhone that basically allows you to play Scrabble head’s-up against your friends.  I’ve been addicted to another iPhone word puzzle app called, “Scramble” for a while now and used to play it almost exclusively on my iPhone, but now “Words with Friends” has made it into my regular rotation.  The other thing I discovered this week was how to take screen shots on your iPhone (while holding down the home button, just click the power button on top).   The two rad things I learned this week came together and culminated in the screenshot above which was taken of a word penis that was inadvertently built while playing “Words with Friends!”

Arlo

GOST