Joe just sent me an IM conversation he’s been having with our friend Rawlinson Rivera. You see Rawlinson is the lucky fella who had the pleasure of filling up my hand with his package in the last blog. It seems that now Rawlinson is starting to get uncomfortable at the prospect of the whole world (wide web) being able to see how comfortably his business was nestled into my little hand. Funny how a guy can be all happy and drunk at a party one night and just content to put his junk anywhere and then the next night the exact same guy will be all shy and embarrassed and so concerned about NOT appearing gay!
Here is the correspondence that Joe forwarded to me:
rawlinson (7:56:08 PM): dude
rawlinson (7:56:15 PM): you ‘re going to ruin me
rawlinson (7:56:15 PM): come on
rawlinson (7:56:16 PM): man
JOE (7:56:20 PM): loooooooooool
rawlinson (7:56:25 PM): people from my company will find that
JOE (7:56:27 PM): you allowed it
rawlinson (7:56:32 PM): lol
rawlinson (7:56:37 PM): not for posting
JOE (7:56:42 PM): theres more!!
JOE (7:56:46 PM): you just have to hit the link
JOE (7:57:00 PM): people from your company will fire you because your gay?
rawlinson (7:57:31 PM): dude
rawlinson (7:57:38 PM): Im a public figure for my company
rawlinson (7:57:40 PM): lol
rawlinson (7:58:07 PM): whats that shit about a direct link to a site with more shit
JOE (7:58:09 PM): why dont you just come out of the closet?
JOE (7:58:15 PM): click it
JOE (7:58:18 PM): theres more pics
rawlinson (8:00:58 PM): oh man
rawlinson (8:01:06 PM): I cant go to any of this events anymore
rawlinson (8:01:15 PM): you guys fuck it up for me
rawlinson (8:01:27 PM): fuck dude
rawlinson (8:01:54 PM): seriously can the 2 of you take that pic off?
rawlinson (8:02:07 PM): i dont really give a shit and you know it
JOE (8:02:09 PM): whats crazier is that you are ok with a man holding your dick
rawlinson (8:02:09 PM): but man
JOE (8:02:11 PM): holding it
JOE (8:02:13 PM): not even a flinch
JOE (8:02:18 PM): yet as soon as its on our lil blog
JOE (8:02:21 PM): youre ashamed?
rawlinson (8:02:30 PM): dude it was arlo being arlo
rawlinson (8:02:33 PM): come on dude
JOE (8:02:35 PM): so….
rawlinson (8:02:42 PM): you’ve had gayer moments in brazil
rawlinson (8:02:45 PM): so dont start
JOE (8:02:43 PM): if a man was to grab me by the face
JOE (8:02:48 PM): and put his tongue down my throat
JOE (8:02:50 PM): could i say
JOE (8:02:55 PM): it was just so and so , being so and so?
JOE (8:02:58 PM): or would i be gay
JOE (8:03:01 PM): ?
rawlinson (8:03:08 PM): first of all you know I’m not gay
JOE (8:03:11 PM): i think the important thing here is that you are gay
JOE (8:03:15 PM): and its ok
JOE (8:03:17 PM): not a big deal
rawlinson (8:03:18 PM): lol
rawlinson (8:03:24 PM): lol
rawlinson (8:03:29 PM): oh man
JOE (8:03:31 PM): i mean
JOE (8:03:35 PM): uve had ur share of girls
JOE (8:03:40 PM): im sure it was rough
rawlinson (8:03:41 PM): can you please get that pic off?
JOE (8:03:44 PM): its locked
JOE (8:03:48 PM): in the closet
JOE (8:03:56 PM): its waiting to come OUT of the closet
rawlinson (8:04:02 PM): everyone thinks Im gay?
JOE (8:04:06 PM): no not at all
rawlinson (8:04:08 PM): for real
JOE (8:04:18 PM): everyone just now KNOWS that youre gay
rawlinson (8:04:23 PM): lol
rawlinson (8:04:29 PM): thats cool
rawlinson (8:04:31 PM): I dont care
JOE (8:04:32 PM): i gotta go shower we can negotiate
JOE (8:04:36 PM): i still love you
rawlinson (8:04:42 PM): but can you get that off please
JOE (8:04:45 PM): just dont get any ideas
rawlinson (8:04:45 PM): my job
rawlinson (8:04:58 PM): I’m a public figure man
JOEKILL909 (8:05:10 PM): gotcha
JOEKILL909 (8:05:13 PM): we will work something out
rawlinson (8:05:17 PM): for my company and people always google me
rawlinson (8:05:37 PM): and as funny as that shit is, that is the only problem with that
JOE (8:05:42 PM): ok i got you
JOE (8:05:44 PM): first thing tomorrow
JOE (8:05:46 PM): i will fix it
JOE (8:05:48 PM): with arlo
JOE (8:05:50 PM): no prob
rawlinson (8:05:54 PM): and get it off the other site
rawlinson (8:05:56 PM): please
rawlinson (8:06:05 PM): you can tell everyone that I’m gay if you want
rawlinson (8:06:07 PM): its cool
Okay. So, I would just like to be the first to tell everyone that MY FRIEND RAWLINSON IS GAY. He is a public figure and people google his name and he is totally gay.
Now just to show that we are not completely heartless and that we are in fact sympathetic to Rawlinson’s predicament, he is a public figure after all, we offer a series of photographs in which the objectionable content has been modified so as to appear less offensive.
Hopefully these new photos will help to make Rawlinson feel less uncomfortable about what his public will find whenever they google his name. Oh, and just to reiterate, my friend Rawlinson is TOTALLY GAY.