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LuLu and I went to Target the other day and I made the mistake of wandering a little too close to the toy section.  LuLu was immediately sucked into the glittering, purple and pink, bubble packaged vortex and she dragged me along with her.

I saw Hannah Montana and she was looking pretty hot.  Doll makers and toy manufacturers have got the girl-doll thing down pretty well.  Barbies and Bratz and all of their sexy plastic peers have been steaming up the toy aisles for years.  I can remember sneaking my sister’s Barbies away to the bathroom as a young boy.  I couldn’t wait to get them out of their Barbie clothes and rub their smooth, plastic, hairless, nippleless bodies all over mine.

Unfortunately the boy dolls weren’t looking so hot.  Zac Efron’s doll had a really weird thing going on with his hair…

And Zac’s normally a pretty good looking dude! Zac’s “High School Musical” mate, Corbin Bleu had an okay looking doll…

Assuming you’ve never seen the real Corbin Bleu.

This guy was in “High School Musical” also.  I am pretty sure he was the gay one.  I’m not quite sure what to make of his ambiguous, asexual, transgendered doll though.

Speaking of GAY boy dolls!!!  WTF???

I’m not sure what little girls like LuLu make of the whole thing.  I know LuLu loves “High School Musical” and I know she likes playing with dolls, so she probably thinks the dolls are alright.  But for someone like me, and maybe I am just showing my age, but I guess I kind of miss when boy dolls were, well…

They were MEN.

Arlo

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